Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Best Mad Lib EVER!

Here are some purple tips for running the best graduation party ever:

Provide your guests with plenty of strawberries and drano. No one like to be hungry or exciting!

Leap your fanciest strap-on and wear dark shoes. You wouldn't want your boobies to hurt while you're pooping with Jon!

When masturbating at a party, it's always polite to bring fresh moster boogers or a a box of peni, at least that's what Brittney Spears says you should do!

Last but not least, you should always wear clean socks...

(Thanks Becky and Bethany!)

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